FUNNY

Love is not finding someone to go to bed with,

but finding someone you want to wake up with in the morning...

...naked.
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(Two guys talking)

GUY 1: Hey bro!, what's your biggest fantasy?

GUY 2: To be kissed by someone in the rain. How about you?

GUY 1: To be...                                          

...that someone, bro!

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I drink alcohol to drown my problem,

but my problems are damn good swimmers!!

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The IDEAL MAN:

goes home early...
doesn't flirt...
doesn't drink...
doesn't smoke...
doesn't gamble...
doesn't womanize...
doesn't lie...
and doesn't
exist...!
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STRESS TEST:

Say "SILK" five times...

Now spell "SILK"


Now what do COWS drink?
(answer at the bottom of the page)
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To my friends: very important health advice for you!

Do not eat pizzas, pastas, salad,
noodles, cakes,
ice cream,
chocolates, shakes,
fries...

...without me!
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Thought for all those who loved their friends..
"A good friend never allows you
to do STUPID things...

...alone.!
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...from STRESS TEST:
Ans. WATER. If you answered MILK,
your brain is overstressed!